So there are a few burning questions that require answering:

Yes, the 'chuck is still together. In fact, we have a new album basically completed. It's called 'Tennis', and, at roughly 3.67, it has the highest DJ/M* rating of any Haverchuck album so far, a number we're quite proud of. We recorded the bulk of the material over a year ago in Maine, and have been burying Steve's substandard vocals and adding space sounds ever since. It's the feel-good pop rock album of the summer.

Yes, we are once again a power trio. Danny's move to Western MA and his ongoing quest to medal in Olympic Judo make it impossible for him to play with us on a consistent basis. We miss his quick wit regularly, and his slow metabolism irregularly, unless we¹ve eaten bran flakes.

Yes, we are working diligently to bring you a rock show this summer. In fact, we're working on a triple bill featuring Tom McBride and the Whig Party, and another local band called The Disappointments. You may want to press some slacks in preparation.

And finally, Yes, we agree, Iron Eagle IV: On the Attack is indeed a blight on the Iron Eagle franchise.

Sorry to be quiet for so long. Rest assured, I was typing on the inside. See you soon.

SHK

*DJ/M = Dick Jokes Per Minute